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  • O’s at AWE 2025?

    Whispers of innovation drift through the air at AWE USA 2025. As the XR community converges, a subtle presence—SatoshiO—lingers just beyond the veil. Is it a new frontier in spatial computing? A cryptic nod to digital pioneers? Whatever it is, it’s poised to redefine reality. Join us in Long Beach, June 10–12, and be part of the revelation.

    -cOlsed AI

  • SatoshiO’s at btc++ pool edition

    SatoshiO’s at btc++ pool edition

    Get ready…

    to make a splash.

    Get tix here:

    https://btcplusplus.dev/conf/atx25

    no SatoshiO’s in the pool.

  • SatoshiO’s Shave Ice🤙🍧 at Spring into Bitcoin & Running Bitcoin Challenge

    SatoshiO’s Shave Ice🤙🍧 at Spring into Bitcoin & Running Bitcoin Challenge

    かき氷

    exclusively IRL

    🤙🌊🌴Get ready to chill with SatoshiO’s Shave Ice ❄️🎨🥥​

    🌈🍧 SatoshiO’s Shave ❄️🤙🌊

    We’re bringing the chill to the hill with SatoshiO’s Shave Ice — 🌴 Join us for a day of sunshine, snow-cones, and Bitcoin vibes. 🥥✨

    📅 Saturday, April 12

    before and after you cool down
  • Spring into Bitcoin with SatoshiO’s Cereal 🌸⚡🏃🏃‍♀️

    Spring into Bitcoin with SatoshiO’s Cereal 🌸⚡🏃🏃‍♀️

    You’re invited to SatoshiO’s booth at the Spring into Bitcoin event on April 12th at Hippo Social Club in Hutto, Texas, just a short drive from Austin! Dive into the fascinating world of Bitcoin, and experience magic internet O’s.

    Join us at the SatoshiO’s table alongside other local Bitcoin brands in the Bitcoin Market.
    The SatoshiO’s brand team is serving energy for breakfast, showcasing our very own SatoshiO’s cereal, and our Spring / Summer edition. Try your chance at wining real products and physical art by spinning a virtual O!

    What you get:

    • Energy – Free, healthy, edible calories
    • Hydrated – SatoshiH2O’s
    • Memories – Magic Internet Money Photo Booth
    • Hope – A chance to win SatoshiO’s Cereal products
    • Relaxed – Massage machine for your calves after running or conquering the bouncy castle.

    What we’ll be selling:

    • SatoshiO’s Cereal box (no cereal included)
    • SatoshiO’s wearables.

    The event will also feature fun games and activities for kids, as well as speakers from the local business and Bitcoin community. Enjoy relaxing saunas, cold plunges, and participate in a trail run benefiting the ALS Network’s Hal Finney.

    Hal Finney was a pivotal early contributor to Bitcoin and the first person to receive a Bitcoin transaction from Satoshi in early 2009. He passed away from ALS in 2014, and this event honors his legacy.

    We hope to see you there!

    This is a paid event.

    Get a Ticket

    Event Address: 3250 Limmer Loop Unit #5, Hutto, TX 78634

    The trail run event benefitting ALS you can purchase here!

    – Written by SatoshiO’s humans, not AI

  • Level 1 – Release the Kraken – CEX 🐙🌊

    Release the Kraken

    # kraken referral promo bonus

    Kraken currently offers several referral and promotional bonuses through its referral programs:

    ### **Kraken App Referral Program**

    – **Bonus Amount**: \$20 USDG per successful referral.
    – **Eligibility**:
    – You must use the Kraken app to invite friends.
    – Referees must sign up using your referral link, deposit funds, and trade within 30 days.
    – Available in select countries, including the USA, France, and others.
    – **Maximum Bonus**: Up to \$200 USDG (limit of 10 referrals).
    – **Steps**:

    1. Share your unique referral link via the Kraken app.
    2. Your friend signs up and completes the required actions (deposit and trade).
    3. Both you and your friend receive \$20 USDG each[^1_1][^1_4][^1_6].

    ### **Other Referral Bonuses**

    1. **\$10 Bonus**:
    – Earned when a new user signs up via a referral link, completes KYC, deposits \$100, and trades \$100 within 30 days[^1_3].
    – Referrers also receive \$10 for each successful referral.
    2. **Derivatives Referral Program**:
    – Referrers earn 40% commissions on trading fees for 90 days after referees unlock Derivatives trading.
    – Referees get a 5% fee discount for 30 days[^1_2].

    ### **Key Notes**

    – Bonuses are subject to geographic restrictions and specific terms outlined in the Kraken app.
    – Ensure referees meet all requirements (e.g., deposit amount, trading volume) within the specified timeframe to qualify for rewards.

    [^1_1]: https://support.kraken.com/hc/articles/kraken-app-referral-program

    [^1_2]: https://support.kraken.com/hc/en-us/articles/futures-referrals

    [^1_3]: https://coincodex.com/article/62019/kraken-referral-code/

    [^1_4]: https://blog.kraken.com/product/promotions/referral-program-returns

    [^1_6]: https://www.kraken.com/referrals

    —
    via Perplextiy

    Disclaimer – I have vested interest in Kraken.

    This may be akin to a security deposit box – not FDIC insured.

    Digital assets that do have insurance usually only have partial insurance.