SatoshiO’s at Bitcoin 2025 Las Vegas

Meet the right people and you get free alpha merch or even limited edition product. #FollowTheOs This year’s Bitcoin conference is about Game Theory. The official SatoshiO’s message:

✊⭕ Don’t Gamble on Alt Coins (by investing in other crypto currency tokens). Don’t trade, in the USA, we have to pay taxes and by selling Bitcoin at a high, one might not be able to stack the same amount of Bitcoin back after paying taxes. Just stack and Run The Table. (h/t Hal Finney)

☝️1️⃣ The house always wins. Why play against the house? And houses are unaffordable. Why buy a house – when one could build something with more advanced technology than banks use. (Bitcoin updates every 10 minutes and traditional financial systems can take days to weeks.)

✌️2️⃣ Distract, attack, and drain. The carpet is ugly on purpose…to divert attention to the blinkey lights and one armed bandits. Watch out for digital and physical bandits. Wrench Attack (h/t James Lopp (watch out for Lopp virtual impersonators on the wires)).

🖐️3️⃣ Stack responsibly…and securely. And needless to say, legally.
OP_SEC #OpSec

🙌4️⃣ Social Engineering – watch out for people trying to like you, for people asking a lot of questions, for people asking for a small favor. For example, if someone asks you to buy something in dollars in return for Bitcoin, this could be sign of an attack. They might even refuse to pay you via Bitcoin Lightning network despite the lower fees and quicker time to completion (not because they are a true Bitcoin Maximalist), but because it is a method to see your Bitcoin address and how much you custody. The favors might start as small, but their ask may grow. This is both a cybersecurity and physical security threat. (h/t Saylor). That’s why at SatoshiO’s Cereal we use Zaprite.

SatoshiO’s Product in Las Vegas.
It’s like an IRL scavenger hunt. But not geofenced – it’s people guarded. Not everyone will find them.

• Bandana – Limited Edition
  • This is a fashion piece. It is even trending in the Wall Street Journal. For both men and women. Wear it as an accessory. To not stand out as a bit coiner – fold it up and put it in your pocket with just a peek showing. Twist it and wrap around your neck. You can be subtle but still make a statement. Details.
  • It does not provide anonymity. Partially covered faces can be deanonymized in many methods.
• No Cap – possibly a SatoshiO’s Standard
  • Don’t lie.
  • Keep your word.
  • Actions…and even words are recorded.
  • Also it can block the sun and blinkey lights.
• Soda Pop Opener – SatoshiO’s Special
  • Stay sober. Don’t let anyone spike your drink.
  • Pop your own soda.
• Not Poker Cards – Alpha Edition
  • Don’t gamble. That’s the message.
  • (h/t Mr. Lewis for reviewing the alpha deck during Adam Back & Tuur Demeester’s convo at Bitcoin Park Austin).
  • There may be a larger edition – as the message to not gamble is one that should play heavy through this cycle and cycles to come.

#FollowTheOs, find SatoshiO’s on ground.

They’re all free – as Spike Lee was recently advocating – not everything is for sale.

Don’t stack the deck. Just stack sats. Responsibly & Securely.